Every time you think about her your heart flutters a bit and your cock starts pushing at the seams of your pants. But damn it, you can’t do a fucking thing about it, you’re not that crazy! But if …

We’re still teasing you with the end of our top 5 list, but it is in part because you guys are downright obsessed with throwing us a little specific love towards your own phone sex cravings. So, in a tribute to specific kinks we have to mention our balloon fetish phone sex lover who asked for shout out here. Happy to accommodate, balloon boy M!